Sometimes what You have in mind and what your client have in mind are two different things.

A young couple were desperate to start a family. Having exhausted all medical advice they decided the would have to resort to a sperm donor.

With her husbands full support They replied to a small add and arranged for the man to visit the house.

On the same day the donor was going to visit a baby photographer happened to be calling door-to-door in the neighborhood.

He called to the wife's house and she answered the door, expecting the sperm donor.

"Good morning madam" the photographer said.

"You don't know me , but Ive come to…..

"yes I know ' she interrupted "Theres no need to explain. Come in, Ive been expecting you.

"Oh Really?" Said the photographer, Thinking his advertising campaign had paid off.

I must say I do specialize in babies.

"Thats what my husband and I were hoping " she said apprehensively .

" so tell me where do we start?"

" Well I usually try a couple on the bed, one on the couch and then a couple in the garden. That always works for me."

" I see she said" No wonder Peter and I haven't had much luck.

"If we try several different positions and I shoot from five or six different angles, Im sure you'll be happy with the results.

"I do hope so" she replied , becoming increasingly nervous. Can we get this over with quickly .?"

"In my line of work I have to take my time," he said.

" You can't rush these things. Id love to be in and out in 5 minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that."

The photographer opened his case and pulled out a folder of baby pictures. "This one was done on the top of a bus" he announced proudly.

"Really?" she said, a mixture of surprise and horror .

" And these twins turned out really well considering that the mother was difficult to work with"

"In what way was she difficult?"

"She insisted we go to the park. People were crowding four deep to watch,so it was really difficult to get the job done properly .

It took over three and a half hours before we were finished . I was absolutely exhausted ."

By now the wife was sick with worry.

"Right", he said "I just get my tripod"

"Tripod?" she queried, ashen-faced .

"Yes, I need a tripod on which to rest my Canon"

At that point the wife fainted.